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www.CrazyCancerMom.com

Proof Positive

Fat-A-Thon
Blubber Blog

One child lost is too many,
One child saved...
Can change the World.
Alicia Hall

www.CrazyCancerMom.com

So, you want to make sure I'm not just funnin' yah.
You want to make darn sure I am pudgy, I am
hungry, and I am really losing weight...

Not a problem!

However, be forewarned...this is your last opportunity to avoid actually looking
at my Rubenesque self. If you're going to gross out, pass out, or any other
negative "outs" - please feel free to pick another page. I have no interest in
causing anyone to lose their lunch.

OK, honestly...bit of a problem. I mean, c'mon...I'm about to show you my
blubber. Ooooohhh.... Get real. Most of us will turn ourselves inside out to
camouflage our keesters. Actively offering up my fluff is not exactly without its
element of masochism.

Alas and alack, the expression is, "In for a penny, in for a pound", and it would
seem I'm in for 100 of them... So, I may as well face the proverbial music and
show my silly self. Months from now, when I have morphed into Skinny Minny
the WonderMom...I'm sure I'll look back at this and laugh...as they cart me off to
the looney bin...

Final thought. All pictures will be taken in the same outfit so, hopefully, it will
show honest progress. That is, I will take them in the same outfit, until I'm so
svelte and small that I can no longer hold it up on my tiny frame (stop
laughing). At that point, I will probably switch to something quite sleazy and
suggestive, because I will no longer be able to contain the sexy beast that has
been held captive within my overly ample tuckus all along (Seriously, "Quit
Laughing!" It could happen...)

Hey...I had another idea! (so much for final thought - hey, I'm starving here, I'm
allowed to miff things periodically...) If you don't hurry up and pledge
something, I may start emailing you my loveliness...right to your computer...in 8
x 10 glory...daily...hourly...

Ready to pledge yet?

Be Afraid, be very very Afraid.
Alicia Hall